Only 25% of Yahoo Employees Willing to Use Yahoo Mail

Kara Swisher has obtained a doozy of a Yahoo internal memo, whereby “doozy” I mean that it sounds like it was written while drinking a box-wine/bathtub gin spritzer:

For some reading this email, you are saying, “Jeff, shut up, you had me at hello.” *hug* Jump over to yo/dogfood, click “Corp Mail/Cal/ Messenger” and you are ready to join our brave new world at yo/corpmail or

For others, you might now be running in your head to a well worn path of justified resistance, phoning up the ol’ gang, circling the hippocampian wagons of amygdalian resistance. Hold on a sec, pilgrim.

I’m getting wasted just from reading this.