BARTENDER: Can I get you something?
TOUCHBAR: Can I get a Blue Hawaiian?
APPLE EXTENDED II: And nachos.
MACBOOK PRO: NACHOS? Wait, WHOA WHOA. You didn’t say we’d be eating food. I’ve got work tomorrow, and a single bit of chip, a smear of cheese, or a bit of jalapeño and I’m screwed.
I can’t put my finger on why this is the case, but there’s something so right about an anthropomorphized Touch Bar ordering a Blue Hawaiian.