Bad news everyone: Apple is about to slide into irrelevance. Today marks the 60 day deadline Trip Chowdhry gave the company to release an iWatch.
But don’t go selling your shares just yet, because Apple’s getting into the 3D printer market. At least, according to — sigh — Trip Chowdhry:
Trip Chowdhry, the Managing Director of Equity Research at Global Equities Research, thinks that both Apple and Google could enter the [3D printer] market, and even argues that Google may have been driven to do so after getting wind of Apple’s plans.
Trip Chowdhry is literally the Onion now.