Written by Nick Heer.

When the Article Isn’t That Interesting, Make Up a Stupid Headline

The Street has this headline:

Lookout Apple, Here Comes Microsoft: Surface Tablets Break Into Top 5

“Lookout Apple” [sic]. Run for the hills.

Microsoft shipped 900,000 units, owning 1.8% of the market. Of course, Apple and Samsung aren’t worried as they continue to lead the industry by a wide margin.

Oh, so this is the same “look out” as when Microsoft shipped the Zune? Got it.