Stage Collapse Tragedy Caused By Illegal Downloading

Naturally, the festival organizers had insurance to cover these sorts of catastrophic things.  So if you’re the adjuster assigned to the case, to what would you assign blame?  The tent manufacturer? Those who erected the tent?  Perhaps those in charge of supervising the tent?  

No.  You blame illegal file-sharing.

There’s a certain finesse required to twist reality enough to create this level of bullshit.