You’re going to think that I am taking these questions out of context on Slingbox’s FAQ but I promise you that I am not (via the Verge’s Sean Hollister):
Q: Why is Slingbox being discontinued?
A: We’ve had to make room for new innovative products so that we can continue to serve our customers in the best way possible.
Q: Will Slingbox be releasing any new products?
The company is also discontinuing its apps and its servers will be shut off in two years. But this duo of questions and answers will, I feel, live on for eternity. Someone ought to etch this into stone.