Written by Nick Heer.

No Compromises

Macalope: Hey, how’s all the “no compromising” going?

Winotaur: Oh, super good. We are just not compromising all over the place. We’re up to our butt cheeks in no compromising.

Macalope: Thanks for that imagery. You know, the Macalope was just reading that Windows Blue is going to feature the return of the Start button, as well as offer a boot-to-desktop option.

Winotaur: See? That’s a perfect example of how we don’t compromise. You get everything.

I think this would a great ad for Windows 8.1.