Nerdz Wit Attitudes online.wsj.com

So I jokingly asked:

Will Dr. Dre be an Apple employee? Because that would be fucking amazing.

Turns out it’s going to be fucking amazing in Cupertino, at least according to a new report from Hannah Karp and Daisuke Wakabayashi of the Wall Street Journal:

[A]s Apple completes a deal to buy headphone and streaming-service company Beats Electronics LLC from Mr. Iovine and his co-founder, rap star Dr. Dre, both men are likely to take senior positions with the Cupertino, Calif., tech company, according to people familiar with the matter, commuting from the Los Angeles area to Silicon Valley—or meetings elsewhere—as needed.