I Can’t Believe Gregg Keizer Gets Paid to Write This Crap

Gregg Keizer is an idiot:

Preliminary teardowns of Apple’s iPhone 4S have confirmed what rumors claimed for months: The new smartphone is powered by the same dual-core processor used in the iPad 2.

Clearly he hasn’t watched the October 4th keynote, or looked at the specs page on apple.com. I wonder how much he gets paid to write articles like this, and this one, which I linked to yesterday.