Written by Nick Heer.

Cue Nelson “Ha Ha”

This is just too perfect. Jonathan Geller, of the Boy “Genius” Report, a few hours ago:

In line with our earlier exclusive report on Apple’s plans for its iOS 7 beta software, we can now confirm that the final beta software release for developers will take place next week.

*sound of a needle scratching on a record, followed by a sad trombone effect*

Beta six was just released. I love to see BGR get stuff wrong; my endorphin levels are superb, thanks in part to BGR consistently scraping the bottom of the barrel.