Pixel Envy

Written by Nick Heer.

Donald Trump Offers Some Unsolicited Apple Advice

Donald Trump:

I have a lot of @Apple stock— and I miss Steve Jobs. Tim Cook must immediately increase the size of the screen on the iPhone. It should be slightly larger than the Samsung screen- and they better get it right fast because they will lose a lot of business. I like the larger screen.

The iPhone’s screen “must immediately” get bigger because Donald Trump likes a bigger screen. Also, it must be slightly bigger than “the Samsung screen”, but it’s hard to know which one he’s referring to. And you can trust Trump on this because he misses Steve Jobs.

If Trump has a lot of Apple stock, wouldn’t he like Tim Cook a lot more than he apparently does? The stock under Cook has risen far higher than it ever did under Jobs.