Pixel Envy

Written by Nick Heer.

Today’s Asstastic Headline Brought to You by Tyler Wofford

The headline:

Apple’s Tablet Shipments Fall Again

The body:

Yes, it is true, Apple’s number of shipments increased.

A cop-out:

Some people may not agree with the title of this post, but hear me out.

Oh, I’m listening, Tyler.

Tablets and other mobile devices are in high demand. They increased more than 242% in just one year. Despite Apple’s increase in shipments, it still lost 18.6% in market share.

So because the market is, as a whole, expanding, Apple’s increased shipments of tablets is counted as “falling”? “Again”?

Update: Wofford pulled the story down, presumably after realizing how stupid it was. You can view a cached version, though.