A developer submitted a feature request through the Apple Bug Reporter for multi-user support on the iPad. It was filed as a duplicate1 with the standard form letter. AppleInsider decided this meant Apple was working on such a feature. Apparently, nobody at AppleInsider has ever used the Apple Bug Reporter.
In related news, Verizon cares about its customers because the automated voice in the phone menu said so, and they really are sorry about this delay because of this truly unexpected volume of calls right now.
Fun fact: I submitted a virtually identical feature request in November 2010. It was also marked as a duplicate. This isn’t a new idea. ↩︎