“Thanks Again for Giving Me 5 Dollars. I Bought 3 Cokes With It.” ⇥

Hi. This is LOuie. It seriously is me. Im even going to leave the O stuipdly capatalized because who would pay an intern to do that?? Okay so you bought the thing with my fat face on it and you clicked the button that said i could email you. And i know that now you are thinking “aw shit. Why’d i let this guy into my life this way?”. Well dont worry. Because i really swear it that i wont bug you.

I used to like this guy. I do now, more, but I used to, too.