A Mysterious Black Tube Appeared in Jeff Carlson’s Mailbox ⇥ tidbits.com

Inside the tube were four posters with glamour shots of the new Mac Pro, with this text on a separate sheet:

It’s the computer we were insane to build. The one that turns conventional thinking on its head, then kicks the living $#&% out of it. We challenged all our assumptions. Abandoned our preconceptions. And blew away limitation after limitation. This is the new Mac Pro. It’s like no Mac we’ve created before. And we can’t wait to see what you create with it.

The first two sentences are very un-Apple. They sound like they were written by one of Eddy Cue’s shirts. But do I want a set of these posters? Absolutely. Am I ever going to get a set of these posters? Hell no.