More Shitty Punditry bgr.com

This time from Tero Kuittinen of BGR:

Around 1994, most mobile phone brands with global ambitions vanished or pulled back to their home markets. The same happened around 2003. We are now drawing close to another mobile Götterdämmerung, a period of destruction and mayhem — and few vendors will survive it.

Around 1994, I was about three feet tall. Around 2003, I was about five-foot-ten. We are now drawing close to another measuring point — by 2014, I will be close to ten feet tall.