More From Vanity Fair ⇥ betabeat.com

The full article isn’t online yet, but Kelly Faircloth picked up a physical copy for Betabeat, which contains this gem:

Here’s what [Steve Ballmer] told an engineer who left for Google in 2004, after hurling a chair:

“Fucking Eric Schmidt is a fucking pussy!” Ballmer yelled, according to the court document. “I’m going to fucking bury that guy! I have done it before and I will do it again. I’m going to fucking kill Google.”

Steve Jobs threatened to go “thermonuclear”. Steve Ballmer did, in an office, on a chair.