In the Blue Corner, Rob Enderle ⇥

And in the red corner, the Macalope:

Now, when the Macalope said “people” were declaring the new iPad a failure, that was sort of a half-truth. Because one of these “pundits” was Rob Enderle and, if we’re being technical, Rob is actually some kind of mold.

Nice. The Macalope proceeds to tear apart Enderle’s articles, both of which suck, as you’d expect.