I Hope This Email Finds You ⇥ mastodon.social

Waldo Jaquith:

I made a new Mastodon bot, called “I Hope This Email Finds You.” Twice a day it proposes a novel way to conclude that sentence that opens so many emails. (It uses phrases from Google Books that include the phrase “finds you.”) I’ve been having fun reading these, so I turned it into a bot because you, too, might have fun reading them.

This bot is excellent. At times sweet, at times absurd.

Update: The link has been changed to reflect a server move. Links to old posts remain at the old server.